The blank

One hat. We didn't get clever about it, because the joke goes on the front, not in the cap.

Cap

Richardson 112

Build

Structured six-panel, mid profile

Front

Cotton-poly foam, embroidered

Back

Trucker mesh, snapback

Bill

Pre-curved

Fit

One size. It adjusts. Relax.

Stitch field

110mm across the front panel

Longer word, smaller letters. Every alphabet has a height below which the satin stitches bleed together and it stops being readable, so the alphabet you pick sets how many characters you get. We'd rather tell you that up front than mail you a smudge.